Later, talk show host David Letterman informs Jerry his appearance has been canceled because he bombed at the middle school assembly.
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Wade Boggs was originally included in the script but didn't make it into the filming.
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George calculates the odds of having sex with a Portuguese waitress, and concludes that statistically, he has to do it.
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He uses his newfound intellect to give batting advice to New York Yankee players Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams, and to learn Portuguese.